I know you haven’t heard this one!
A persona walked into a storyboard looking for some interaction. At the end of the scenario he found himself eye-tracking a mental model with a wireframe interface. He sorted his cards and managed to think-aloud: “I love your design pattern, would you like to come back to my iPad for some bodystorming?”. “Sorry,” she replied, “you’re just not my prototype.”
I had to publish this "story" that just hit me as I was working on a t-shirt design I recently released.
If you don't understand the joke that is perfectly okay. It is the nerdiest UX humor you will likely come across. 😂